Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Let's motor -- to Motor City!


Only eighteen grand for a house! An average house! That's really good. It means we can find some dumpier-than-average place for ten Gs or so.

Even I can afford that -- assuming there's no down payment and that they don't go sniffing around looking to verify my income or anything.

Plus, crime is really low because there's "nothing left to steal," so mom'll be comfortable with it. (Looking at mom's latest brokerage statement, I should say: mom'll be comfortable there.)

Is that my turnip soup burning or do I smell a Detroit renaissance?

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